Master of None

from by Luxury Eviction

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    Can we call CDs analogs now? You want to feel it in your hands and watch it sail across your car in a tight turns! The OG of the 90s can be yours with artwork by me! Photos by Ernest! Cut from a glass master because I CARE ABOUT YOUR EAR PIECES. <3

    Includes unlimited streaming of Master of None. via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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A little song and dance
Through the girl zone charade
The renaissance is dead
Do as they say
Just a little bit more
Just to even the score

To each their own
And to each there is
Something to be said
For a bundle of his
Doesn't make you a whore

And I promise someday
You'll feel ok
You will recognize
The soul you've made
Even the best of them
Can't love you like you
Even the best of them
Will try to break you

Take a seat, he said
I'll make you a star
Let me have a piece
Of your broken heart
Just show a little more skin
Crucify yourself for them

Jack of all trades
and a master of none
What'll you do
If you need only one
Just focus more

Little song and dance
Through the girl zone charade
The renaissance is dead
Is what they said


from Master of None., released November 24, 2018


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